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HI!

My name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Liz, or Lizzy, or Beth, or Betsy....

No no, actually, in the context of this blog you should probably stick to calling me Captain.

thatseanguyblogs:

danger:

turkeytree:

merasmus:

stone cold

this kind of shit gets you thinkin 
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah

zayyummm

I love how she barely jumps, like, “WHAT THE… oh. It’s just another tree. whatev.” and then proceeds to carry on herping the derp.HOW MANY TREES HAVE TRIED TO KILL YOU, LADY!?

thatseanguyblogs:

danger:

turkeytree:

merasmus:

stone cold

this kind of shit gets you thinkin 

what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was

what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning

what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did

she woulda been roadkill brah

zayyummm

I love how she barely jumps, like, “WHAT THE… oh. It’s just another tree. whatev.” and then proceeds to carry on herping the derp.

HOW MANY TREES HAVE TRIED TO KILL YOU, LADY!?

thesearethethingsoflife:

Sea cucumbers extract oxygen from water through a pair of “respiratory trees” that branch off the cloaca just inside the anus. Therefore, they “breathe” by drawing water in through the anus and then expelling it. The trees consist of a series of narrow tubules branching from a common duct, and lie on either side of the digestive tract. Some species of coral-reef sea cucumbers within the order Aspidochirotida can defend themselves by expelling their sticky cuvierian tubules (enlargements of the respiratory tree that float freely in the body cavity) to entangle potential predators. When startled, these cucumbers may expel some of them through a tear in the wall of the cloaca in a process known as evisceration. The release of these tubules can also be accompanied by the discharge of a toxic chemical known as holothurin, which has similar properties to soap. This chemical can kill animals in the vicinity and is one more way in which these sedentary animals can defend themselves.

thesearethethingsoflife:

Sea cucumbers extract oxygen from water through a pair of “respiratory trees” that branch off the cloaca just inside the anus. Therefore, they “breathe” by drawing water in through the anus and then expelling it. The trees consist of a series of narrow tubules branching from a common duct, and lie on either side of the digestive tract. 
Some species of coral-reef sea cucumbers within the order Aspidochirotida can defend themselves by expelling their sticky cuvierian tubules (enlargements of the respiratory tree that float freely in the body cavity) to entangle potential predators. When startled, these cucumbers may expel some of them through a tear in the wall of the cloaca in a process known as evisceration. The release of these tubules can also be accompanied by the discharge of a toxic chemical known as holothurin, which has similar properties to soap. This chemical can kill animals in the vicinity and is one more way in which these sedentary animals can defend themselves.

necromoody:

Morning in East Tennessee, USA

sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

wearefearfullyandwonderfullymade:

"But why did God not prevent the first man from sinning?
St. Leo the Great responds,
“Christ’s inexpressible grace gave us blessings better than those the demon’s envy had taken away.”
And St. Thomas Aquinas wrote, “There is nothing to prevent human…

cumberbuddy:

londonphile:


@TheHobbitMovie 


"Come now, don’t be shy…" #BenedictCumberbatch #TheHobbit #SDCC http://t.co/RvCLvDhTTA



And the biggest tart of Comic Con 2014 is….. 

cumberbuddy:

londonphile:

"Come now, don’t be shy…"  http://t.co/RvCLvDhTTA

And the biggest tart of Comic Con 2014 is….. 

hugheslair:

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

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