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HI!

My name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Liz, or Lizzy, or Beth, or Betsy....

No no, actually, in the context of this blog you should probably stick to calling me Captain.

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

stunningpicture:

Today I met 107 y/o Richard Overton, America’s oldest living War Veteran.

stunningpicture:

Today I met 107 y/o Richard Overton, America’s oldest living War Veteran.

"My favorite fan letter, I received, I opened it up and it was a marijuana cigarette glued to a piece of cardboard, and a photo of a very delightful looking young girl. And she said "You have turned me on so many times I thought I would return the favor" — I kept that one"

sakibatch:

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

oHMYGOD

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.
DON’T LOOK AT ME.

taikonaut:

I FUCKED UP.

DON’T LOOK AT ME.

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused